Giant Flaun desserts at Magleby's plus trying to figure out the four-wheel drive in Jefe's brand new Jeep equals one hilarious, Shrek-quoting drive home.
"Ye dense, irritatin', miniature beast o' burden! Ogres are like onions!"
It felt nice to get out of the house, with someone I hardly knew. Yet... I was strangely uncomfortable. It sent me back to high school in a flash. Self-conscious around Jeff. Never funny enough, always trying too hard.
Maybe I was the giant Flaun dessert.